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Pet squish

My mother dropped a computer on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕

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