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Pet squish

My mother dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴

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