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Pet squish

My mother dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈

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