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Pet squish

My mother dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶

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