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Pet squish

My mother dropped a piano on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 canary 🦜 pug 🐶

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