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Pet squish

My mother dropped a piano on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠

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