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Pet squish

My mother dropped a piano on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷

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