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Pet squish

My mother dropped a piano on their pet …

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pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 kitten 🐱

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