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Pet squish

My mother dropped a piano on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒

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