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Pet squish

My mother dropped a sofa on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕

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