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Pet squish

My mother dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️

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