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Pet squish

My mother dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒

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