Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My mother dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.