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Pet squish

My mother dropped a sofa on their pet …

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cat 🐈 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜

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