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Pet squish

My mother dropped a sofa on their pet …

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canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈

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