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Pet squish

My mother dropped a small child on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜

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