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Pet squish

My mother dropped a small child on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕

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