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Pet squish

My mother dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜

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