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Pet squish

My mother dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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pony 🐴 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁

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