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Pet squish

My mother dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕

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