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Pet squish

My mother dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠

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