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Pet squish

My mother dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒

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