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Pet squish

My mother dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕

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