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Pet squish

My mother dropped a barrel on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠

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