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Pet squish

My mother dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜

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