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Pet squish

My mother dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩

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