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Pet squish

My mother dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹

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