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Pet squish

My mother dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍

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