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Pet squish

My mother dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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