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Pet squish

My mother dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 pug 🐶

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