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Pet squish

My mother dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕

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