Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
mother
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
parrot 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Simpkins
Luke Skywalker
Murphy
Piper
...Snuffles
Gizmo
Bella
Misty
Sugar
Zeus
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.