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Pet squish
My
mother
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
pony 🐴
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Piper
Rufus
Ginger
...Sparkles
Hufflepuff
Bilbo
Princess
Champ
Roxy
Peanut
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