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Pet squish
My
mother
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
rabbit 🐰
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...Stink
Picard
Missy
Piper
Squishy
Smeagol
Stella
Rosie
...Sparkles
Toby
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