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Pet squish

My mother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱

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