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Pet squish

My mother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜

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