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Pet squish

My mother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 snake 🐍

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