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Pet squish

My mother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹

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