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Pet squish

My mother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜

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