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Pet squish

My mother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒

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