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Pet squish

My mother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜

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