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Pet squish

My mother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠

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