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Pet squish

My mother dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱

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