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Pet squish

My mother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜

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