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Pet squish

My mother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕

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