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Pet squish

My mother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜

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