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Pet squish

My mother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁

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