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Pet squish

My mother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍

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