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Pet squish

My mother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶

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