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Pet squish

My mother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁

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