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Pet squish

My mother dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕

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