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Pet squish

My mother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶

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