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Pet squish

My mother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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