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Pet squish

My mother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠

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