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Pet squish

My mother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕

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