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Pet squish

My mother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜

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