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Pet squish

My mother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜

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