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Pet squish

My mother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶

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