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Pet squish

My mother dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹

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