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Pet squish

My mother dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕

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