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Pet squish

My mother dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈

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