Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My mother dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.