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Pet squish

My mother dropped an anvil on their pet …

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canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁

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