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Pet squish

My mother dropped an anvil on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜

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