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Pet squish

My mother dropped an anvil on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁

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