Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
mother
dropped
a bowling ball
on their pet
parrot 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Voldemort
Rex
Toby
Gus
Champ
Bilbo
Coco
Daisy
Loki
Roxy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.