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Pet squish

My mother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕

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