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Pet squish

My mother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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snake 🐍 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹

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