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Pet squish

My mother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷

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