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Pet squish

My mother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜

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