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Pet squish

My mother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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pony 🐴 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰

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