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Pet squish

My mother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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canary 🦜 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠

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