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Pet squish

My mother dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶

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