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Pet squish

My mother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒

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