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Pet squish

My mother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍

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