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Pet squish

My mother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜

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