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Pet squish

My mother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰

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