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Pet squish

My mother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁

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