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Pet squish

My mother dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷

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