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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a computer on their pet …

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canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱

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