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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a computer on their pet …

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canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜

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