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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a computer on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩

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