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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈

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