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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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