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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁

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