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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 snake 🐍

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