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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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