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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

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dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁

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