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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁

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