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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷

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