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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜

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