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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pug 🐶 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕

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