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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕

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