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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁

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