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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a sofa on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰

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