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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a sofa on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹

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