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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a sofa on their pet …

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snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹

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