Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.