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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a sofa on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜

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