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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a small child on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕

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