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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a small child on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠

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