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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 pug 🐶

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