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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜

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