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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈

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