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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷

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