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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️

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