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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁

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