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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a barrel on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒

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