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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a television on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶

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