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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a television on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒

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