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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒

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