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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕

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