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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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