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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹

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