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Pet squish
My
father-in-law
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
puppy 🐶
parakeet 🦜
pug 🐶
snake 🐍
poodle 🐩
parrot 🦜
kitten 🐱
rock ⚫️
canary 🦜
hamster 🐹
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