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Pet squish
My
father-in-law
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
snake 🐍
labrador 🐕
guinea pig 🇬🇳
gerbil 🐹
rock ⚫️
mouse 🐁
kitten 🐱
parakeet 🦜
goldfish 🐠
puppy 🐶
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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