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Pet squish
My
father-in-law
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
rabbit 🐰
labrador 🐕
cat 🐈
snake 🐍
guinea pig 🇬🇳
goldfish 🐠
mouse 🐁
hamster 🐹
gerbil 🐹
parrot 🦜
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Dan
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