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Pet squish
My
father-in-law
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
snake 🐍
kitten 🐱
hamster 🐹
pug 🐶
pony 🐴
guinea pig 🇬🇳
tarantula 🕷
mouse 🐁
parakeet 🦜
parrot 🦜
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