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My father-in-law dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠
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