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Pet squish
My
father-in-law
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
gerbil 🐹
kitten 🐱
monkey 🐒
goldfish 🐠
rabbit 🐰
rock ⚫️
cat 🐈
parakeet 🦜
labrador 🐕
snake 🐍
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Dan
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