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Pet squish
My
father-in-law
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
parrot 🦜
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Rt Hon
Miss
Mr
Dr
Ms
Mrs
Professor
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Dan
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