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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠

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