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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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