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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜

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