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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶

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