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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩

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