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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍

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