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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴

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