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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶

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