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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩

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