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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁

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