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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁

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