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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped an anvil on their pet …

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canary 🦜 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 cat 🐈

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