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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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