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Pet squish
My
father-in-law
dropped
an anvil
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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canary 🦜
pug 🐶
labrador 🐕
rabbit 🐰
guinea pig 🇬🇳
dog 🐕
mouse 🐁
kitten 🐱
tarantula 🕷
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