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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 pony 🐴

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