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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳

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