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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜

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