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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱

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