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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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canary 🦜 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜

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