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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜

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