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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕

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