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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶

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