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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩

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