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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶

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