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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴

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