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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁

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