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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶

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