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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠

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