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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰

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