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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 cat 🐈

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