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Pet squish

My father-in-law dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍

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