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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a computer on their pet …

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guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕

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