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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a computer on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 cat 🐈

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