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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱

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