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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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