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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕

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