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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍

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