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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠

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