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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴

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