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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁

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