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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍

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