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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷

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