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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜

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