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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜

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