Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.