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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈

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