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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒

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