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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁

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