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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a piano on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜

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