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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a sofa on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜

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