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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a sofa on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕

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