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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a sofa on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜

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