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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a small child on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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