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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a small child on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈

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