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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹

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