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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️

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