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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰

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