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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷

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