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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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pug 🐶 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹

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