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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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