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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 rock ⚫️ mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷

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