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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a barrel on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹

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