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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷

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