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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a barrel on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴

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