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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰

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