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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a television on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶

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