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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 gerbil 🐹

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