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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱

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