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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶

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