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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶

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