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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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