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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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