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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷

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