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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁

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