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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 canary 🦜

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