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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱

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