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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁

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