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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶

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