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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴

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