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Pet squish
My
mother-in-law
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...Sparkles
Murphy
Sugar
Misty
Squishy
Coco
Bob
Princess
Jenkins
Millie
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