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Pet squish
My
mother-in-law
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
monkey 🐒
rabbit 🐰
guinea pig 🇬🇳
mouse 🐁
hamster 🐹
rock ⚫️
goldfish 🐠
parakeet 🦜
kitten 🐱
canary 🦜
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Dan
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