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My mother-in-law dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩
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