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My mother-in-law dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜
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