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My mother-in-law dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹
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