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My mother-in-law dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳
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