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My mother-in-law dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
pony 🐴 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱
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