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My mother-in-law dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
labrador 🐕 hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 rock ⚫️
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