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My mother-in-law dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜
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