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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷
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