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Pet squish
My
mother-in-law
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pug 🐶
rock ⚫️
pony 🐴
goldfish 🐠
labrador 🐕
mouse 🐁
monkey 🐒
dog 🐕
canary 🦜
snake 🐍
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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