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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶

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