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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ rabbit 🐰 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴

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