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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️

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