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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩

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