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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 snake 🐍 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕

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