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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰

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