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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶

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