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Pet squish

My mother-in-law dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶

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